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4.30.2010
The Airway in Full Arrest
For lay rescuers AHA has already gone to a hands-only CPR. Better to circulate the residual oxygen with compressions that lose precious time trying to increase the percentage of oxygen in the lungs. That, and even people trained in CPR hesitated to go face to face with a stranger.
For professionals, however, the bag valve mask is still the preferred ventilation method early on in cardiac arrest, Harper said. Looking at intubation success rates, Harper reported a 31 percent failure rate for prehospital intubation with about 12 percent unrecognized esophageal intubation on arrival a the hospital. Interestingly, this study showed no difference in mortality between those with failed intubation and those who were successfully intubated on arrival. Does that mean a bad tube is just as good as a good tube? In some respect this supports the idea of just working the patient longer with a BVM, Harper said.
Yet, there are a lot of times where you have to take control of airway. Harper presented findings where experienced flight crews intubated using traditional ET tubes, King Airways and CombiTubes. It what sounded like a well controlled study, King Airways came out on top both in terms of success (100 percent vs 82 percent for the Combi and 69 percent for the ET) and in time to placement. It took medics only 27 seconds to place a King compared to 53 seconds for the Combi and 91 seconds for the ET tube. (JEMS has a review of the study and a critique HERE and HERE.
Harper also reviewed the literature on the use of fiber optic devices vs. traditional laryngoscope. The new fiber optic laryngoscopes (Glidescope and Pentax Airwayscope) have a higher success rate than direct visualization and also create much less angulation of the c-spine than with traditional blades because the MD or medic doesn't have to move the head of the patient to visualize the cords.
Finally Harper reviewed a study comparing bougies ... finding that there is a brand difference when it comes to maintaining spinal stabilization. Frova and Eschmann proved superior introducers - particularly when compared with a glidescope.
And if the patient comes in with a King Airway? Just deflate that big 30 cc balloon and use your glidescope and Eschmann bougie to slide that ET tube into place!
Who needs to be intubated?
If the GCS is 8 you must intubate is the matra we've all heard both in prehospital and in the emergency room. However, Harper emphasized that a lower GCS does not always mandate intubation.
"Certainly in trauma, yes, but for other causes of lowered GCS it's not clear," Harper said. "Drugs and alcohol -- poisoned patients -- a lower GCS does not mandate intubation."
Alcohol can be a major cause of lowered GCS scores but can also result in more rapid recovery without intervention, Harper said.
Assessing the extent of inebriation is really not why the Glascow Coma Score was created, and I really wish we had a better tool to apply to these patients to help us determine when intervention is needed. Most of the time, we make sure they can protect their airway and let them sleep it off.
Fix PTSD with "A Jab to the Neck"
As reported in the current issue of Pain Practice, researchers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center have tried a Stellate Ganglion nerve block instead of anti-anxiety drugs to treat the disorder. As far as I can tell the sample size was all of two, but the research was based on prior reports of success by a Chicago based anesthesiologist, Dr. Eugene Lipov. The authors of the study concluded:
Selective blockade of the right stellate ganglion at C6 level is a safe and minimally invasive procedure that may provide durable relief from PTSD symptoms, allowing the safe discontinuation of psychiatric medications.
Abstract of the article HERE
Can You Wake Up from a Coma Speaking a Different Language?
Can brain damage make you speak a different language and forget your own?
Comas have always been a favorite plot device of mine. Send someone into a coma for a little while and they wake up with all sorts of magical abilities. Whether it is the ability to see the future in Stephen King's Dead Zone, or more recently Sun's waking up only able to speak Korean but understanding English -- on the TV show Lost, a bump on a head has always been a good plot device.
That's fiction of course, but can an insult to the brain really leaving you speaking the wrong language?
Recently, there have been a number of reports about a 13 year old Croatian girl who was in a coma for 24 hours. She wakes up from the coma speaking only German - not her native Croatian. While the girl was studying German before her illness and watching German TV shows at home, she awoke speaking the new language much better than before the illness, according to press reports. One doctor examining her declared it "unexplainable by science."
However, Michel Paradis, a neurolinguist at McGill University in Montreal told Discovery News that so called "bilingual aphasia" has been observed before and is possible because we use different parts of our brain for learning, translating and expressing language. We see this often in patients presenting with acute CVA. They may understand what we are saying but be unable to speak (expressive aphasia).
"This has been observed thousands of times," Paradis said. "It's not surprising at all. I'd like to know all the facts, but it's quite possible that after a coma, you'd have problems which might be located in such a way in the brain that they affect one language but not another."
In another case, a Czech race car driver awoke from a crash speaking only English, but the effect was temporary.
"When a trauma to the brain occurs -- due to a car accident or a stroke, tumor, or other causes -- some parts of the network may be spared while some others temporarily or irreversibly damaged," speech-language pathologist Regina Jokel told ABC news. "It is not very common, but certainly not unusual for a multilingual person to lose, completely or partially, one language but retain another."
Over at NeuroLogica, skeptic and neurologist Steven Novella breaks down the current science on language acquisition, use and the areas of the brain involved. When the girl learned to speak German (as an infant, young child or adult) seems to affect what part of the brain we use for primary and secondary processing. There are many forms of aphasia that can be caused by brain damage, but it is rare that damage to the brain would impair the ability to speak a primary language while allowing greater fluency of a secondary language. He writes:
The question is – could she have an unusual form of aphasia that is impairing her ability to disinhibit her Croatian language, leaving her only able to speak German? This could theoretically have the effect of making her German seem more fluent, because she does not have to expend mental energy inhibiting her Croatian – that has become automatic. This would be doubly rare (perhaps unique) because Croatian is her primary language, and German her secondary language.
This story has suddenly become more interesting. I would like to hear more details about the case, like how old she was when she learned German. It if, of course, possible that her language change is more psychological and neurological. I hope her doctors do not persist in the silly notion that her case is “unexplainable” – there is actually a literature on this question and neuroscientists are making progress in sorting out how multiple languages are processed in the brain. This case, if properly explored, could provide a valuable addition to that literature.
This case may also demonstrate, therefore, why the scientific and critical approach to anomalous cases is more valuable than the mystery-mongering (“unexplainable”) approach. It is better to assume that we can figure things out, if we are willing to try.Foriegn Language Syndrome from NeuroLogica
Discovery News: Coma Victim's Language Change
Paradoxical Switching to a Barely-mastered Second Language by an Aphasic Patient
4.29.2010
Pardon the Interruption...
Damage Control - Keep Them From Sinking
We are not attempting to fix all the problems a patient has at the time of presentation -- we may not even have time to identify all the damage suffered -- our primary goal is to stabilize the patient to allow for difinative treatment down the road.
"The concept of Damage Control came from the Navy," explained Dr. John Mayberry. "The idea was to keep a ship in combat from sinking, not to try and make all the repairs needed, just to try and get out of open water and get to port." Once safe at port, full repairs can be initiated.
This concept has long applied to trauma as well. Our job is to get the patient out of open water (the emergency department) and into port (the ICU) without sinking.
At last week's Northwest States Trauma Conference, two different approaches to damage control were presented. Mayberry - a professor of surgery at Oregon Health Science University - looked at 30 years of applying the damage control model to open abdominal wounds. When a patient comes complex abdominal injuries and blood loss, they are often not stable enough to withstand the additional stresses of a long surgical proceedure to address every point of injury.
"Instead of definitive repair of multiple intra-abdominal injuries, the focus of damage control laparotomy is rapid control of hemorrhage, restitution of vital organ blood flow with temporary shunts, and closure of hollow viscus lacerations without anastomosis."
If major bleeding is the overriding problem, skin or fascia is closed tightly to produce tamponade. However, when tamponade of bleeding is not vital, the belly is left open and and a Temporary Abdominal Closure (TAC) is used. As the patient is stabilized a series of operations are performed to repair injuries and remove packing, slowly closing the abdomen while attempting to avoid Intra-Abdominal Hypertension, he explained.
Temporary closure -- whether it be with a the good old Bogata Bag or the increasingly popular vacuum packs -- seems to yield good outcomes as far as recovery from injury and eventual return to work.
Measuring Intra-Abdominal pressures has been found to be beneficial to patients, increasing survival from 50 % to 72 % in one study while actually decreasing resource utilization.
Overall Mayberry's review concluded that the Damage Control approach to abdominal surgery is well worth it. Aggressive management of intra-abdominal hypertension and decompression is beneficial. Early progression to fascial closure prevents complications and long term outcomes are usually good.
4.28.2010
Trauma Top Ten - Part Deux!
#5
Etomidate and RSI -- already covered this one on full HERE. Basically, researchers have found that Etomidate causes changes in the adrenal system even when used as just a bolus for RSI. Studies compared Etomidate vs. Ketamine for RSI and found that -- particularly for septic patients -- there may be an advantage. Although they found differences in cortisol levels, however, they didn't find much change in outcome. Read the full blog post.
#4
Dealing with Hip Fractures -- This study looked at whether in there was an increase in complications and hospital stay if patient's had to wait to have their hip fractures repaired. Mullins also reviewed the best imaging to use when trying to identify hip fractures. In other words, find them faster and fix them faster to reduce mortality and morbidity.
Hip fractures in the elderly increase the risk of death in the months and years following the injury. Recently researchers have found that a 48 hour delay in the surgical repair or stabilization of a hip fracture increases risks of complications. Thanks to an aging population, we can expect to encounter twice as many hip fractures by 2040 with 15 percent of the population experiencing this injury by age 80.
However, finding them on plain films isn't always easy. One out of every twenty patients my not have a fracture that you can see on X-ray.
Researchers found MRI to be the gold standard for identifying occult hip fractures. Best practice would then be to get an MRI and to surgery if indicated in the first 24 hours following the injury.
#3
Best Pressors: Dopamine or Norepinepherine - Researchers studied Dopamine vs. Norepinepherine for use in patients low blood pressure due to shock. The premise being that Dopamine will cause more heat problems. Indeed, twice as many patients developed atria fibrillation in the Dopamine group -- however the overall survival outcome was the same.
"A lot of dead patients in this study. This group of patients were all pretty sick ... there was a high risk they were going to die of something," Mullins told the conference. "That may be an indication that we're winning the battle but losing the war with these type of patients."
Mullins added that there is a lot variability in biochemistry that may increase the chances that a particular patient is susceptible to a particular medication. In the future, Mullins said, genetic testing may determine the optimal drug course. That discussion lead right into topic #2.
#2
Genetic Variation Affects Mortality - The secret to a long life -- or at least surviving trauma -- may be as simple as picking your parents. In this study researchers studied trauma patients with genetic variation that changed the production of three specific proteins that have been shown to be crucial to survival when a patient goes into shock. About 20 percent of the population has a Single Nucleotide Polymorphism (SNP pronounced SNiP) where the change in just a single nucleotide is enough to change protein synthesis in a significant way.
Vanderbilt researchers found the death rate in trauma patients studied was half as much in the patients with the abnormal gene. Of the three proteins studied, the one associated with the Beta 2 adrendergic receptor was the most significant player. Researchers found that the abnormal protein actually provided the patient with survival advantage.
Another study focused on SNPs involved in the complement cascade. Here again there was a significant difference in mortality observed for those with the SNP (20 percent) versus those without the genetic variation (11 percent.) The abnormal genome patients also had higher pneumonia rates.
"In the future, we'll be able to map our genes and decide which drug will have the best effect for you," Mullins said. "The other side of this of course is the privacy issue. I'm sure the insurance company will get a hold of this information and find a way to charge you more based on your genetic profile."
#1
Using Morphine in Trauma to Prevent PTSD - Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) can be a long term source of disability following major trauma. Studies have found that up to 25 percent of patients with serious injuries had some level of PTSD one year after the injury. The magnitude of pain, stress and anxiety experienced at the time of injury may create an exaggerated response to stress in the amygdala that potentiates for the development of PTSD long after the event is over. Could medications given at the time of the event decrease the psychiatric stress of the event two years later?
Since the amygdala has opiate receptors, researchers looked at service men and women injured in the war in Iraq to see if there was a difference for those who got morphine as part of their trauma resuscitation versus those who did not. The study excluded those with traumatic brain injuries. The results showed a significant increase in PTSD for those given morphine in the first 24 hours versus those who did not. In fact, the patients without PTSD were more likely to have more severe injury and/or amputation
Another study supported these findings, demonstrating an inverse relationship between higher doses of morphine and less severe PTSD.
Mullins brought in a different study for perspective on the use of narcotics. A Dutch study looked at the medications given for pain for Dutch and American patients being treated for hip and ankle injuries. The study found that 85 percent of Americans and 58 percent of the Dutch received narcotics while in the hospital. Moreover, 77 percent of the Americans were sent home with narcotic perscriptions. None of the Dutch patients got narcs at home. Outcomes appeared to be similar.
"These studies seem to indicate that narcotics should be administered during the initial phase of evaluation following injury, "Mullins said. "Maybe we should be giving more earlier and less later."
Psychology - Either Mindless or Brainless
"Leon Eisenberg, an early pioneer in psychopharmacology at Harvard, once made the notable historical observation that “in the first half of the 20th century, American psychiatry was virtually ‘brainless.’ . . . In the second half of the 20th century, psychiatry became virtually ‘mindless.’ ” The brainless period was a reference to psychiatry’s early infatuation with psychoanalysis; the mindless period, to our current love affair with pills. J.J., I saw, had inadvertently highlighted a glaring deficiency in much of modern psychiatry. Ultimately, his question would change the way I thought about my field, and how I practiced." As a result "psychiatry has been transformed from a profession in which we talk to people and help them understand their problems into one in which we diagnose disorders and medicate them. This trend was most recently documented by Ramin Mojtabai and Mark Olfson, two psychiatric epidemiologists who found that the percentage of visits to psychiatrists that included psychotherapy dropped to 29 percent in 2004-5 from 44 percent in 1996-97. And the percentage of psychiatrists who provided psychotherapy at every patient visit decreased to 11 percent from 19 percent."That's what attracted me to psychology twenty years ago -- the complex chemistry of the brian that expressed itself through changes in behavior, cognition and perceptions of reality. I didn't follow that career path because I didn't want to listen to people tell me their problems day in and day out. Yet, over the years there has developed a whole specialty of psychiatry now that JUST focuses on the meds. Carlat wonders if that isn't doing the patients, and the profession, more harm than good.
4.27.2010
Are Equestrian Injuries Inevitable?
I grew up around horses and I've recently seen the sort of injuries a horse can inflict both in my ambulance and in the Emergency Department. So I was pretty interested in Dr. John Mayberry's presentation at the Northwest States Trauma Conference last week asking whether horse injuries are inevitable or preventable.
Horses used to be prey animals and as such still retain that fight or flight instinct despite a couple thousand years of domestication. Most horses are 5 - 15 times larger, 20 - 40 times stronger and three times faster than we are, Mayberry explained. They way an average of 800 pounds. Sit your little but on top of one and you head is 10 feet off the ground.
Not surprising then that according to the American Medical Equestrian Association, we see upwards of 74,000 Emergency Room visits including 14,000 children thanks to horses. You chances of getting injured riding horseback is higher -- on a per-hour basis -- than riding a motorcycle or racing a car, according to the CDC.
So does it have to be that way? Are injuries preventable?
Mayberry's review of the available research came to a couple important conclusions:
Increasing skill can decrease injuries. One study looked at the United States Pony Clubs where helmet use is required and systematic testing and skill development is practiced. Even though these riders were jumping their horses and invovled in other sporting activities, the overall injury and severity was 1 incident per 169,000 hours of horse-related activities. Of those injuries 8 percent required no treatment while 17 percent required hospitalization. Close to half the injuries happened to students at the lowest skill level with a somewhat even distribution across ages. Researchers made a point to note that skill level did not equate to experience or hours in the saddle -- even idiots can ride a horse. Dr. Doris "Bixby Hammett concluded that experience does not constitute skill," Mayberry notes. "In fact, injuries seem to decrease with increased knowledge, skill and ability rather than with age and experience."
The Pony Club study highlights two things rare in the horse-riding world - helmet use and an intensely structured training regimen. (Although advocacy organizations are increasingly pushing helmet use.) Outside the pony club, head injuries are higher and the incidence and severity of injuries are higher. Another study found that horse-related injuries are greater in severity than car wrecks and similar in severity to bicycle crashes.
Moreover one in five equestrians "will be seriously injured during their riding career and that approxamately 100 hours of experience are required to achieve substantial decline in the risk of injury." Novice riders are five times more likely to have a serious injury from a horse compared to a more advanced rider.
Mayberry's group asked experienced riders what they would tell those novices. Here's a sample of the advice they gave:
- Don't ride an unfamiliar horse alone
- Make sure your skill level and the horse skill level mix
- Don't buy a big horse for a little girl
- Never get on a horse you don't know
- Wear long pants and gloves
- Wear a helmet even for leading a horse
- Boots are the best safety item
- Be aware of other animals
- Watch your footing when leading a horse, if you stumble the horse will spook
- Watch out for dogs, children, goats -- all of which can spook horses
- Do not ride in a muddy field
- Be patient when training a horse
- Treat each horse as a individual
- Pay attention to the horse's body language
Mayberry also included some great quotes from the experience equestrians. Here's my favorite:
"I train BLM Mustangs, Only God Herself can protect me."
4.26.2010
Etomidate vs. Ketamine for RSI
When I first started doing moderate sedations on kiddos at a different hospital, I often used a different drug -- Ketamine. It can be given IM or IV and works great for pediatric sedations. That said, it sometimes has side effects that can make it a little less fun for patients and parents when the sedation is over. When coming out of Ketamine sedations -- especially when the drug is given IM or higher IV doses -- it can produce hallucinations and recovery agitation. Sometimes these hallucinations are disturbing -- and can be particularly so for a parent watching and holding little Johnny while he goes through this bad trip.
So why are some researchers proposing that we drop Etomidate in favor of Ketamine?
As presented at the 21st Annual Northwest States Trauma Conference, Etomidate appears to have an effect on cortisol levels that can linger long after the rapid, single bolus used for induction. This adrenal suppression that results from Etomidate has been known about for some time. Researchers wanted to know if the single bolus used for RSI could do the same. When a Harborview Medical Center study compared Etomidate RSI with a benzo/narcotic combination -- "patients given Etomidate had a nearly fourfold greater risk of respiratory failure and an average of three more days of mechanical ventilation."
Another study -- published in the Lancet -- compared Etomidate and Ketamine. By studying two groups in a randomized trial - one using Ketamine for induction and the other use Etomidate, a study found that adrenal function was significantly lower when Etomidate was used for RSI (86% vs 48 %). However, there was no significant change in mortality (35% for Etomidate vs 31% for Ketamine) or clinical outcome for trauma patients. Given these results, the researchers concluded that "Ketamine is a safe and valuable alternative to etomidate for critically ill patients, particularly for septic patients."
So are we going to start seeing a switch to Ketamine for RSI?
OHSU Professor of Surgery Richard Mullins picked this study as one of his Trauma Top Ten at the Northwest States Trauma Conference, but expressed some doubts given that there was no significant change in outcome.
"The reality is, hundreds or thousands of people have been intubated using Etomidate over the years and we don't have hundreds of thousands of dead bodies," Mullins said.
K2 Trouble Down at the Local Herbal Shop
These kids had negative urine drug screen but were clearly under the influence of "something."
That something was K2 or Spice. at least "that's what the guy who gave it to me said it was." It's a designer drug sold legally in
K2 has an interesting history. It was invented a little over a decade ago by a John Huffman at Clemson University. Clemson's research focuses on the active ingredients in marijuana that can have medical benefits. The chemical compounds he invented -- JWH-018 and JWH - 073. When smoked or orally ingested, these chemicals produce effect similar to pot, with some users reporting dose-dependent side effects of palpitations, anxiety, vomiting and hallucinations. Not surprisingly, these creations have been taken and perverted into mind altering substances and sold legally in stores.
Asked by Chemistry World whether the compounds had any medical uses, Huffman was doubtful. "No, it's like LSD. The only thing it is good for is getting you high."
That, and maybe a visit to your local Emergency Room. Fun!
4.23.2010
1976 shot may protect against modern swine flu | Reuters
Tests of blood from medical staff and their spouses showed those who had been vaccinated in 1976 had evidence of extra immune protection against both the 2009 H1N1 swine flu and the seasonal strain of H1N1 that circulated the year before.
"We gave this vaccine to 45 million people and it was declared one of the greatest public health blunders of all time, and now we are finding out that it actually did some good," said Dr. Jonathan McCullers of St. Jude Children's Research Hospital in Memphis, Tennessee, who led the study published in the journal Clinical Infectious Diseases.
The study, published on Friday, supports a theory that different strains of flu virus cycle in and out of circulation and that getting a flu vaccine every year may protect people from as-yet unseen flu strains in the future.
"Our research shows that while immunity among those vaccinated in 1976 has waned somewhat, they mounted a much stronger immune response against the current pandemic H1N1 strain than others who did not receive the 1976 vaccine," McCullers said.
4.22.2010
Dr. Mullins Trauma Top Ten (part one)
#10
CT versus Laparotomy with penetrating wounds to the abdomen - The question: how do we best find injuries in the abdomen with patients presenting with penetrating abdominal wounds? Do we CT them? Open them up and look around or do serial, noninvasive physical exams.
The OAKLAND group found that CT was a great way find to triage abdominal injuries if "mandatory laparotomy signs" weren't present. Out of 306 patients, half of which got CT exams and only two false negatives were found. "That's pretty good," said Mullins, "but I think those guys probably missed a few more holes in the diaphragm." In any case, the Oakland group was dealing mostly with gunshot wounds and a lot of them.
The WESTERN just focused on stab wounds and defined the abdomen as below the costal margin. This group did wound exploration. Positive findings bought the patient 23 hours of serial physical exams. If they weren't showing signs of peritonitis, bleeding and were still hemodynamically stable, they got to go home.
The EASTERN trauma surgeons agree that serial physical exam is reliable IF there is a system to follow for the exams and a systematic way to record any changes. In otherwords, observation only works if you pay attention.
Mullins said he likes a delayed CT with oral contrast after six hours if there is still the possibility of damage to the bowel.
#9
Using CT to determine which kidney injuries require intervention - One 5th of cardiac output is going to the renal system, so trauma can cause rapid exsanguination. So who needs surgical intervention or angioembolization to control bleeding? Who will get better if you just observe them? Researchers found that injury scales are valid, correlating highly with outcomes. We also know now that there are three features of grade 3 and 4 renal injuries that require intervention to control bleeding. Most can be managed -- and managed earlier with angioembolization rather than later surgery and need for blood transfusions.
#8
Surrogate and Doctor Expectations regarding ICU patient's long term Outcomes - This study was fascinating and sad. Surgeons managing a ICU patient on long term ventilation go to family members to ask for permission to put in a tracheostomy. Twenty percent of the patients died after the trach and of those that lived, only one out of 10 patients was doing well one year after discharge from the hospital to long term care. When asked of expected outcomes, neither the doctors, nor the surrogate decisionmakers were anywhere close to the reality of the outcomes. Worse, when the surrogates and family members were asked what had happened in the past year, 49 percent reported more stress in their lives and 84 percent had to quit their jobs to take care of the patient.
"We are looking at an enormous burden of families, and we need to communicate that accurately when we ask for persmission."
#7
Using procrit and other Erythropoiesis stimulating agents (ESAs) in patients with traumatic brain injuries - Usually ESAs are given to cancer patients to stimulate the growth of new red blood cells. However, this research looked at ten years of the drug's use in patient's with traumatic brain injuries. The death rate for those getting ESA was 8 percent compared to 24 percent in the other group. Strangely those getting the ESA had a lower hemoglobin on average than the control group.
#6
Using Warm Fresh Whole Blood for trauma - Recent studies have shown that "old blood is bad blood" Mullins says. "Older than 29 days and you have two times the risk of infection. Yet the FDA says that blood can be kept for 42 days."
This study looked at the use of warm fresh whole blood in trauma patients in Iraq. While fresh whole blood in almost never given in the US these days due to screening restriction, in Iraq, pre-screening of military donors allowed 6,000 units of fresh whole blood to be given right after donation. The results seem to be better trauma survival outcomes.
Why?
Even though the total red blood cells is the same, fresh blood has the plasma included.
"I think maybe the frozen plasma and platelets we give are not as good a coagulation cocktail as fresh warm blood," Mullin said. Studies in Japan have shown that trauma activates a coagulation cascade which consumes coagulation factors. Of the non-surviving trauma patients studied 87 percent had evidence of DIC. Fresh Warm Blood may stave off DIC in major trauma. "Some day blood donors will be part of the level one trauma team activation," Mullins concludes.
Read the Rest of the Top Ten HERE
RED's Rules
- Bringing a crash cart into the room can ward off evil spirits.
- Don't panic. If the airway is patent, get a set of vitals. It's useful information and buys you time to figure out your next move. Moreover, it makes you look like you know what you are doing.
- We have to treat all our patients, not just the nice ones.
- The patient is not the enemy.
- There are many reason for people to be assholes - demanding, agitated, argumentative. Sometimes it is an underlying disorder of the personality that you have no control over. Sometimes it is because they are dying. Often they don't know what to expect and aren't used to being powerless. At the very least, it may be because you just met them on the worst day of their life. This is a good possibility given that they are in an emergency room.
- You job is to try and be the best part of the worst day of their life.
- The Emergency Department is an easy place for a nurse to kill people. If you don't walk into work a little scared of doing so, you probably aren't paying attention.
- Err on the side of the patient. Over time, it is always easier if you do the right thing in the first place. That said, it is never too late to do the right thing.
- Doctors will yell at you for doing the wrong thing just as they will sometimes yell at you for doing the right thing. Thus, it's easier to do the right thing.
- You are never the most important person in the patient's room.
- Don't pre-anger the patients in triage. Don't argue with patients in triage ... just nod your head and get as much information as you can. Let the doctor piss the patient off or do your discharge teaching right before you send them out the door -- not in the triage room.
- The one time you don't do what you always do, you will get burned.
- If a patient says they have esophageal varricies and their chief complaint is "vomiting" they need two large bore IVs -- even if their vitals are perfect and they look the picture of health.
- Chart like your license depends on it.
- EKGs are cheap, undetected MI's are expensive. If you ask yourself: "Should I get a 12 lead?" The answer is always yes.
- Check blood sugar on anyone with altered LOC.
- You patient's blood pressure will drop about ten minutes after you start the IV antibiotics and just before you admit them.
- Don't DC an IV until the patient is dressed and in the wheel chair ready for discharge.
- Don't argue with drunks or crazy people.
- Some people suffer from undiagnosed UAD (Underlying Asshole Disorder)
- Don't take it personal. They don't know you, and with any luck you won't see them tomorrow.
- Leave 'em better than you found 'em and you've done your job.
- Nurses don't work for doctors, they work for patients.
Swag
House of God Rules
- GOMERS DON’T DIE.
- GOMERS GO TO GROUND.
- AT A CARDIAC ARREST, THE FIRST PROCEDURE IS TO TAKE YOUR OWN PULSE.
- THE PATIENT IS THE ONE WITH THE DISEASE.
- PLACEMENT COMES FIRST.
- THERE IS NO BODY CAVITY THAT CANNOT BE REACHED WITH A #14G NEEDLE AND A GOOD STRONG ARM.
- AGE + BUN = LASIX DOSE.
- THEY CAN ALWAYS HURT YOU MORE.
- THE ONLY GOOD ADMISSION IS A DEAD ADMISSION.
- IF YOU DON’T TAKE A TEMPERATURE, YOU CAN’T FIND A FEVER.
- SHOW ME A BMS (Best Medical Student, a student at the Best Medical School) WHO ONLY TRIPLES MY WORK AND I WILL KISS HIS FEET.
- IF THE RADIOLOGY RESIDENT AND THE MEDICAL STUDENT BOTH SEE A LESION ON THE CHEST X-RAY, THERE CAN BE NO LESION THERE.
- THE DELIVERY OF GOOD MEDICAL CARE IS TO DO AS MUCH NOTHING AS POSSIBLE.
4.21.2010
Trauma Rads
Northwest States Trauma Conference!
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